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Flying the Friendly Skies

July 20, 2010

Notice to air travelers: In the event of a hard-of-hearing flight attendant, please be advised that asking if meals will be served will cause two heavily-armed police officers to escort you off the aircraft.  Thank you for choosing to fly United Airlines.

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