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Those Liberal Media Bastards…

July 30, 2010

now they’re changing Sarah Palin’s eye color.

According to The Christian Science Monitor, the publishers of Sarah Palin’s new book, “America By Heart” (working subtitle: “Because I Should Probably Know Something About It Before I Get To The White House, Right?”), made an executive decision to airbrush her eyes a dull shade of grey, even though her natural eye color is brown, with just a hint of sparkle.

Brown, the color of the tea we drink when contemplating the evils of health care reform and the attendant death panels.

Brown, the color of the Bridge To Nowhere, which we were for, until we realized we were supposed to be totally against it.

Brown, the color of good old American soil, the soil our ancestors tilled even when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

Your God, will they stop at nothing to keep her down? Compare, contrast, and refudiate.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Deborah Fikuart permalink
    July 31, 2010 8:48 AM

    Brown, the color of the plain wrapper that envelopes all kinds of insidious things.

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