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Happy Ending For Al Gore In Sexual Harrassment Suit

August 2, 2010

In political news, the charges held tightly against former Vice President and alleged “rabid sex poodle” Al Gore have been dropped, according to Portland

"About THIS big... I swear." (Photo courtesy of This Magazine)

television station KOIN.  Gore’s accuser — massage therapist Molly Hagerty — was apparently unable to erect a cohesive case against Mr. Gore, and the District Attorney was quoted as saying that Ms. Haggerty did not even have a third leg to stand on, from a totally legal point of view.

All charges in this particular case have been rubbed out, and it is deeply satisfying to see that Mr. Inconvenient Truth is still a stand-up guy.

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