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Indiana Tea Party Has Democratic Candidate For Dinner

August 11, 2010

… with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.  I kid, of course. No one ate anyone as far as I can tell, and it would be totally irresponsible of me to suggest otherwise.

Of course, it’s a small step in the right direction for the conservative members of the self-declared Tea Party to want to learn more about the other side’s

Democratic candidate Sanders, in a white-wine sauce with shallots

campaign strategies, sorry, ideology for the purposes of opening their own minds, and we applaud them for it.  It would be completely jaded of me to set forth the notion that they had him for dinner, damn! had him to dinner for any other reason than to share a fine meal, exchange viewpoints, and do everything they could to help bring the two sides closer together. That’s the kind of sensationalistic journalism that I personally can’t stand and will not abide here, although I do find it kind of curious that they asked him to bathe in chicken broth before he made his appearance, don’t you? That definitely would have been a huge blip on my radar, but that’s just me.

Thankfully, though, the Democratic candidate made it wholly and safely through the evening, until he brought up the subject of Obama and immigration, whereupon the crowd open-mindedly stoned him to death.

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